a fancy hat’s still got it

There’s a powerful fish out they call the shark, okay, and nobody knew this but very recently they discovered these are fish, not MAMMALS. The whale is mammal and, in a lotta ways, we are, too, but the shark is a fish.

But what does the shark do? It swims around, it’s gotta swim and it keeps swimming and then it finds a little boy out there and it eats that boy. And perhaps you decide not to close the beaches after this, it’s the 4th of July for GOD’S SAKE, so you don’t close the beach and it happens. And then the mother of the boy, she comes up and she slaps you in the face. Can you believe this? So then you’re on the boat, and it’s a HELL of a boat, let me tell you. But you’re on the boat and this is nothing like your old boats, let me tell you. You go on the old boat, perhaps with your great friend Jeffrey and he sails you around, bing bong and you end up on a beautiful island.

But with the shark, okay, you’re on the boat and singing the song and then it sinks. And that’s not even the worst part, the worst is you eventually end up in the underwater theme park and the shark is coming right at the screen.